Real Funny Blonde jokes

Upon hearing that taking milk baths would make her beautiful, a blonde lady left a note to her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt that it must be a mistake because nobody orders that much milk. He thought that she probably meant 1.5 gallons, and knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

"No," the blonde replied "I want 15 gallons as I'm going to fill my bathtub and take a milk bath."

The milkman then asked, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my breasts."

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