Funny Yo Mama jokes

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down
the bridge too

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she
SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read
"one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do
livestock.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

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