Free Wedding jokes

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving
couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of 
their long and happy marriage. 

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the
Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We
hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. 
My wife quietly said,          'That's once'."  !! 

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her 
purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was
shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. " !!!!!!!!!!!!! 

"And we lived happily ever after."

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