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Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave
news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be
a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to
compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice,
and asked:

"Will I be acquitted?"

What does one homosexual say to another homosexual going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

Why do black always have sex on the brain?
Cuz they have pubes on their head.

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