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At it all Night
It's the spring
of 1955, and Tommy's ready to pick up his
date.
He's a
pretty cool guy with his own car. When he gets
to the front door, the girl's father answers and
invites him in.
"Lorraine's
's not ready yet, so why don't you come into the
sitting room and have a seat?" he says.
"That's
cool" says Tommy. Carrie's father asks
Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies
politely that they will probably just go to a
movie.
Lorraine's
father responds
"Why
don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the
kids are doing it."
Naturally, this
comes as a quite a surprise to Tommy, so he asks
Lorraine's father to repeat it.
"Yeah,"
says Lorraine's Da,
"Lorraine's
really likes to screw. She'd screw all night if
we let her!"
Well, this just
made Tommy's eyes light up, and his plan for the
evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few moments
later, Lorraine's comes downstairs in her little
poodle skirt and saids that she's ready to
go.
Excited
with anticipation, Tommy's escorts his date out
the front door.
About 20 minutes
later, Lorraine's ran back into the house,
slams the door behind her, and screams at her
father:
"DAMMIT
DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
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