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Reaching the end of
a job interview, the interviewer asked a young
computer graduate who was fresh out of
university,
"What starting
salary were you thinking
about?"
The graduate said,
"In the neighborhood of $14,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer
said, "Well, what would you say to a
package of 7 weeks vacation, 16 paid holidays,
full medical and dental, company matching
retirement fund to 70% of salary, and a company
car leased every 2 years -"
The graduate sat up
straight and said, "! Are you
kidding?"
The interviewer replied,
"Yeah, but you started it."
2nd good clean joke:
Easy now!
One
day a police officer stopped a motorist
who had just gone through a four way stop sign
and was about to give him a ticket when the
motorist said.
"Officer
you can't give me a ticket for that!'
"Why
not" said the policeman.
"Because
although I did not stop I slowed right down and
its virtually the same."
"But
you did not stop" replied the officer,
"and the sign says STOP, not nearly slow
down."
"But
the road was clear and it was safe"
replied the motorist.
The
officer then pulls out his baton and starts
hitting the motorist.
"What
are you doing!" yells the motorist in
surprise.
"Do
you want me to slow down or stop" says the
policeman.
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