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Lorraine's
Makeover
A
woman named Lorraine from Dublin had
a heart attack and was taken to
StVincents's hospital.
While
on the operating table, she had a near-death
experience. She saw God and asked,
"Is
this it?"
God
said, "No, Lorraine, you have another 40 to
45 years to live."
After
regaining her health, she decided to stay in the
hospital and have some plastic surgery including
collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift,
liposuction and breast augmentation.
She
even had someone dye her hair blonde. She
figured since she had another 40 to 45 years,
she might as well make the most of it.
She
walked out of the plastic surgery after the last
operation and was killed by an ambulance
speeding up to the hospital.
She
arrived in front of God and said,
"I
thought you said I had another 30 to 40
years?" God replied,
"Lorraine!
I didn't recognize you!"
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