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A
lecturer, a rubbish collector and a lawyer wound
up together at the Gates of heaven.
St.
Peter informed them that in order to get into
Heaven, they would each be asked one
question which they must answer.
St.
Peter addressed the lecturer and asked,
"What
was the name of the ship that
crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie
about it."
The
lecturer answered quickly, "That would be
the Titanic."
St.
Peter let him through the gate.
St.
Peter turned to the rubbish man and decided to
make the question a little harder,
"How
many people died on the ship?" Fortunately
for him, the trash man had just seen the movie
and answered,
"About
1,740." "That's right! You may
enter."
St.
Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name
them."
Blind Man in Texas
There
once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas.
When
he arrived on the airplane, he felt the seats
and said,
"Wow,
these seats are big!"
The
women next to him answered,
"Everything
is huge in Texas."
When
he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit
a public bar.
Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a
mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed,
"Wow
these mugs are massive!"
The
bartender replied, "Everything is massive
in Texas."
After
a couple of beers, the blind man asked the
bartender where the bathroom was
located.
The
bartender replied, "Second door to the
right."
The
blind man headed for the bathroom, but
accidentally tripped over and skipped the
second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
which lead to the swimming pool and fell into
the pool by accident.
Scared
to death, the blind man started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
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