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The Five best Very funny clean jokes
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Number Five:
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with her parents. This being
a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and
"do it" for the first time. Well, the
boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
know about protection and doing it. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first
time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and
is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say
grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the
boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten
minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to her
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so
religious." The boy turns and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."
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