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Sherlock
Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping
trip.
They
set up their tent, and fall fast
asleep.
A
few hours later, Holmes wakes up his
old friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you
see.'
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars and galaxies.'
'What does that tell you?'
Watson ponders for a minute.
'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three.
Theologically,
it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?'
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'
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