Clean Joke of the Day

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been
a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do
is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had
to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy
pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and
they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made
the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs
and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we
wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more." And instantly, each
mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat
is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you
doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life.
And those Meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

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