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One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. John, Mr. John, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, I am right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, that's great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minutes later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike, are you here?"

"Right here doctor," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

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