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A blonde, was broke and down on her luck
,so she needed money desperately. To make
some money, she decided to kidnap a child and
hold him for ransom.
She went to the local school, grabbed a kid at
random, took her behind the school
building, and told him, "I've kidnapped
you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I've kidnapped your child. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a brown r bag and leave
it near the roses at the north end of the playground.
Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's
shirt and sent him home to show it to his
parents. The next morning the blonde checked,
and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath
the apple tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the
$10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow
blonde?"
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