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How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light
reading.
Did you hear about the blond who never
learned to waterski? He couldn't find a lake
with a slope.
What do you call a blond in a leather
jacket? A rebel without a clue!
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge
of the state capitals of the United States. She
proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of
the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital
of Texas?" The blonde replied, "Oh,
that's easy, 'W'."
A blonde was telling her priest a British joke,
when halfway through the priest interrupts her,
"Don't you know I'm British?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde
apologizes, "do you want me to start over
and talk slower?"
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