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A blonde quickly moved towards to her mail box,
looked in it, closed the door of the box, and
went back in the house.
A few minutes later she came out again and
checked mail box again.
She did this seven more times, and her
next door neighbor who was watching
her said:
"You must be expecting a very important
letter today the way you keep looking into that
mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on
my laptop, and it keeps telling me that I have
mail."
Nearly there!
There were three people stranded on an
island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The
brunette looked over the water to the mainland
and estimated about 30 miles to shore. So she
announced, "I'm going to try to swim to
shore." So she swam out five miles, and got
really tired. She swam out ten miles from the
island, and she was too tired to go on, so she
drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself,
"I wonder if she made it. I guess it's
better to try to get to the mainland than stay
here and starve." So she attempts to swim
out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than
the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before
she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too
tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder
if they made it! I think I'd better try to make
it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten
miles, fifteen miles, and finally twentynine
miles from the island. The shore was just in
sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go
on!" So she swam back.
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